every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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