So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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