but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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