Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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