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• (802): View more from Vermont

  PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.

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• (650): View more from California

  I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.

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  25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.

  (352): View more from Florida

  I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  These beer shits have taken over my entire life.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I would not recommend douching while drunk.

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