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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.

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  Some perfection is debatable.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"

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  do it. it's every man's dream.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?

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• (916): View more from California

  you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.

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• (707): View more from California

  I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends

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• (626): View more from California

  Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂

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