My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
soo... how was my night?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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