Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You were trust falling into bushes
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused