i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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