The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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