Its about making memories worth repressing
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
