I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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