Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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