4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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