So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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