well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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