i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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