Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I need help removing her.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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