just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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