remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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