Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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