You made me cry and you don't even care
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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