Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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