He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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