marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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