Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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