"it" just moved
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Who wears a wallet chain?!
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
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