pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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