Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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