Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
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my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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