so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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