508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
