Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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