when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?