3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?