no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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