You smell like a Billy Joel song
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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