So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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