And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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