i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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