my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Shame - the story of my life.
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