i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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