He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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