Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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