Me too!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
foreskin is a definite game changer
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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