This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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