How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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