she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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