theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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