Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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