Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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