Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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