Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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