Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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