i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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