Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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