you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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