I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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