I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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