What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wish i was in the wii world.
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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