we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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