Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
